Brian Chasnoff

Octavio, 3

I couldn’t decide what to write about for my latest parenting column.

Then my 1-year-old clawed my face, my 3-year-old went nuts and my 9-year-old made a sword out of branches and masking tape.

Photo by Jerry Lara/San Antonio Express-News

This story features a fellow named Chief Broken Eagle, a wealthy landowner, a criminal investigation and a decapitated bear (or, as some prefer, “barrr”).

What more could you ask for? That’s right, nothing. So read the darn thing.